Official Rally Point of the Fastest Growing Army on the Internet!
Led by Nutcracker Greg—Commander, Meme General, Christmas decoration, Lifelong Greg.
WHO IS GREG?
Greg is you, me, all of us—an inside joke and title for Danny Gonzalez fans. It started as a random punchline and became a badge of meme honor.
WHY AN ARMY?
Because numbers don't lie (unless you look them up), and meme armies are legendary. Our mascot, the Christmas Decoration Guy, reminds us: "Stay festive. Stay vigilant. Don't look it up."
GREG'S GALLERY OF GREATNESS
Upload your meme, fan art, or chaos. The more unhinged the better.
The eternal battle between Greg Army and the Craig forces
Evidence of nutcracker sightings in the wild
Mathematical proof of our unstoppable expansion
GREG LORE & INSIDE JOKES
GLOSSARY OF MEMES:
- "Fastest Growing Army – Don't look it up!"
- "Greg vs Craig – Accept No Substitutes"
- "Nutcracker Greg – The Only Officer You Trust"
- "Haven't Subscribed Yet? That's a Craig Move"
CLASSIC COPYPASTA/QUOTES:
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EVENTS & CHALLENGES
🎮 MEME BATTLE ROYALE
Submit your most devastating Greg memes!
🎨 FAN ART SHOWDOWN
Draw Nutcracker Greg in all his glory!
⭐ GENERAL'S CHALLENGE
Monthly mission from the Nutcracker himself!
How to Join: Enlist, follow the task, upload your glory. Immortality (and maybe a cool badge) await.